communication array: priority red

incoded message on all terran shard circuits.

agent: 20456.12

hey neto.

look you fuckin brat. we've been chasing your ship across the whole quadrant and we know how to trace thru your cloak. we know you have an alien on board and we want complete access to your database. these are not requests.

we have dealt with your deception for too long. you and that little geek you have casting trajectories for you are finished in this sector. you are nothing better pirates and will be charged with treason, treachery, fraud, piracy, grand larceny, information removal, temporal displacement, posession of illegal technology, harbouring aliens, contact with dangerous species, altering of terran technology, interference with evolving lifeforms, consorting with elves, disregarding orders, using false names, crystal theft, spatial displacement, trafficking in illegal drugs, trafficking illegal technology, destroying property, carrying explosives, cultivating illegal plants, genetik experiments, rogue encryption, illegal maneuvers, indecent exposure, improper relations with aliens, flying in no flyzones, exceeding warp speed limits, looting, spore dispersal, rogue memes, dangerous liasons, excessive bandwidth, illegal communications stations, comandeering secured network channels, vandalism, spying, transfering data into inaccessible databanks, joyriding, compass point realignments...

o man...face it you're fucked

and don't try to plead diplomatik immunity.

prepare to be boarded.

end transmission.